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Remember that I told you we invested in a suitcase to keep all our toys in, one with a lock to keep nosey parkers out of?\u00a0 Well, I forgot to mention that we also have a stash of porn mags kept in a photo copier paper box, in the small cupboard under the stairs.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Even though there are numerous free porn sites, it’s nice every now and then to get a magazine and thumb through it.\u00a0 For even greater effect I have on occasion read one whilst Alex drives me around.\u00a0 The looks you get a traffic lights or from van drivers are priceless, especially when they have to take a second look because they can’t believe what they have just seen.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
Back to what I was going to tell you.\u00a0 This morning I had just stepped out of the shower and wrapped myself in a big fluffy white towel when there was a knock at the door.\u00a0 How is it that as soon as you sit on the toilet or take a shower, someone decides to either visit or call you!<\/p>\n
Anyway, I threw the towel over the heated rail and wrapped myself up inside my bathrobe, slipped on my slippers and made my way downstairs.\u00a0 I could just make out a man through the glass in the door.\u00a0 I checked out that my cleavage was showing slightly.\u00a0 Did someone just shout tart?\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n
Then I opened the door.\u00a0 It was a clean shaven dark haired, olive skinned guy, about my height and dressed in a uniform.\u00a0 Ordinarily the sight of a uniform would have got me slightly moist and giggly but his outfit was leprechaun green and not very attractive.\u00a0 However, he wasn’t too bad but I didn’t have much time to flirt before I had to leave for work.\u00a0 He had a lucky escape.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
“Where is your meter love?”, he asked.<\/p>\n
“Just under there, inside the cupboard”, I replied pointing to the small door.<\/p>\n
He bent down to see inside and turned on his torch to assist his reading, he wrote some numbers quickly into his book, turned off his torch and closed the door.<\/p>\n
As he left he smiled at me and I thought he could be interested for one glancing moment.<\/p>\n
\u2026Then\u2026Have you every had the feeling that something isn’t quite right and you can’t quite put your finger on it?\u00a0 I did but not only did I put my finger on it but my whole hand.\u00a0 It occurred to me that he may have seen something naughty in there.<\/p>\n
One half of me was willing me to take a look inside the cupboard and the other wanted to take refuge in denial.\u00a0 I shook myself out of my turmoil and took hold of the handle and pulled.<\/p>\n
I could not believe my eyes.\u00a0 The last time Alex had gone down for a magazine he had left the top off the box, it was stood against the wall to the side of the door and the top magazine cover was clearly visible.<\/p>\n
The large chested blonde on the front of Hustler could not have been missed surely.<\/p>\n
Oh shit, shit, shit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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