{"id":3539,"date":"2009-09-27T09:45:54","date_gmt":"2009-09-27T08:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3539"},"modified":"2009-09-27T09:07:24","modified_gmt":"2009-09-27T08:07:24","slug":"having-breasts-rubbed-in-your-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3539","title":{"rendered":"Having Breasts Rubbed In Your Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/big-wet-breasts.jpg\" alt=\"Big Wet Breasts\" \/>I&#8217;ve decided to take a clicker to Germany. You know, one of those counter things that people use when they want to keep a running tally of things when doing surveys.<\/p>\n<p>I figure it like this. At Venus we&#8217;ve been told that we&#8217;ll be exposed to an enormous quantity of naked flesh, so to verify just how much nudity is there I&#8217;ll count the nipples and tot them up on a click-counter. Then I can let you know the exact quantity of nipplage at the show.<\/p>\n<p>No, it&#8217;s OK, don&#8217;t thank me, all part of the service.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided to take a clicker to Germany. You know, one of those counter things that people use when they want to keep a running tally of things when doing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3539\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3539"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}