{"id":3543,"date":"2009-09-29T01:45:05","date_gmt":"2009-09-29T00:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3543"},"modified":"2009-09-27T23:42:26","modified_gmt":"2009-09-27T22:42:26","slug":"sexual-predator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3543","title":{"rendered":"Sexual Predator"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Vamp\"I told you about my social networking stalker the other day and how he has been sending me the worst chat up lines I have ever encountered. That’s if you can call them chat up lines as most of them appear to be requests for acts that I can’t even carry out on him. Lol<\/p>\n

I’m guessing that he has had very little interaction with females but that doesn’t excuse his blunt, unflattering and damn right stupid requests. Right, I got that off my chest.<\/p>\n

As I pointed out the other day, after refusing to give Mr Creepy my phone number he went quiet and I thought that was the end of it all. But no if there is one thing Mr Creepy is it’s persistent and I have received quite a few chat up emails today.<\/p>\n

I’ll share some of the finer ones with you just in case of any of you guys want to gleen any tips. Lol<\/p>\n

Here is today’s offerings and be honest girls if you are reading these, let me know if you are at all turned on by any of them.<\/p>\n

suzanne i want to put my hard cock in your pussy and my fingers up your lovely ass suzanne xxxx<\/p>\n

suzanne give me a titt wank love xxxxx<\/p>\n

suzanne i will make your pussy wet xxxxx how are you this is a good one, he actually asks how I am lol<\/p>\n

do you want me to lick you suzanne xx<\/p>\n

I think that give you a general flavour of the wonderful chat up lines I’m receiving, are you jealous? LMFAO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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