{"id":3548,"date":"2009-09-29T08:45:29","date_gmt":"2009-09-29T07:45:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3548"},"modified":"2009-09-28T21:32:02","modified_gmt":"2009-09-28T20:32:02","slug":"cock-show-and-tell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3548","title":{"rendered":"Cock Show And Tell"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Cock\"One thing I have learned doing the social network thing. There is no shortage of guys who are more than willing to get it out for you. Lol<\/p>\n

Just tonight I had one approach me via email (you will note that they only communicate behind the scenes) no words, just a picture of what appeared to be a less than average cut, very red cock. Not very pretty.<\/p>\n

My reply to him (bearing in mind that this whole thing is now wearing thin) “Is that supposed to impress me?” Can you believe he actually came back saying “Yes, I want to impress you”. I think the language barrier didn’t help. Lol<\/p>\n

I couldn’t resist sending one last message “I have my own to look at every day”.<\/p>\n

For some unknown reason these guys despite knowing that you have a partner feel the need to try and impress you with their cocks, when it is just so boring. It may be a good thing if you are a single girl out there but please, when I have something already on the stove why would I want to order out.<\/p>\n

I suppose it takes all sorts. lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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