{"id":3560,"date":"2009-10-01T17:45:33","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T16:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3560"},"modified":"2010-09-30T20:31:49","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T20:31:49","slug":"celebratory-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3560","title":{"rendered":"Celebratory Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/pornament-snowman.jpg\" alt=\"Pornament\" \/>Anyone who knows me would tell you that I hate clutter and have minimalist tastes when it comes to d\u00c3\u00a9cor.  No frilly adornments and floral printed chintz curtains for me.  My taste falls more in to the arts &amp; crafts\/art nouveau genre.<\/p>\n<p>I have pet hates too and I&#8217;ll apologise in advance if your posses and treasure any of these items of tat.  Notably brasses, figurines (and no I don&#8217;t care if they are Doulton) commemorative plates or pottery of any kind, dolls (scary), little crystal thingy majigs in special cabinets, anything you collect and assemble in weekly\/monthly parts and any other clutter.<\/p>\n<p>There is a practical side to my fastidiousness though, I don&#8217;t have to spend hours dusting little models of things.<\/p>\n<p>The only exception I would make to this rule are these pornaments, no household should be without them.  They aren&#8217;t just ornaments they are conversation starters.  How could you possibly avoid mentioning them.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>If you want to invest in a conversation piece just like the one above <a title=\"Pornaments\" href=\"http:\/\/www.xgenproducts.com\/index.cfm?page=manufacturers&#038;id=7\" target=\"_blank\">you need to check out this link<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who knows me would tell you that I hate clutter and have minimalist tastes when it comes to d\u00c3\u00a9cor. No frilly adornments and floral printed chintz curtains for me. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3560\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3560"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3560"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9364,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3560\/revisions\/9364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}