{"id":3575,"date":"2009-10-04T12:45:21","date_gmt":"2009-10-04T11:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3575"},"modified":"2009-10-04T10:07:32","modified_gmt":"2009-10-04T09:07:32","slug":"hot-cocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3575","title":{"rendered":"Hot Cocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Willy Warmer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.drbongs.co.uk\/index.php?main_page=product_info&amp;cPath=5&amp;products_id=186\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/web-willy-warmer.jpg\" alt=\"Willy Warmer\" width=\"300\" height=\"227\" \/><\/a>I haven&#8217;t seen one of those for a good few years now.  The image takes me back quite a few years to a more niave Suze, one who had set out on her voyage of sexual discovery and was only a few days in.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve written about this event here before but I thought it worth while mentioning it again because it always makes me chuckle when I think about it and seeing the image above brought it all back like it was just yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>A girlfriend and I went to a night club which was holding a &#8220;ladies night&#8221; with 3 different strippers.  One of them stripped off down to a willy warmer and came around the tables.  He could tell we were new to all this because we took the table furthest from the stage and kept our heads down.<\/p>\n<p>So who did he target.  You guessed it.  He started to gyrate and thrust his groin at me so I did what he thought he wanted me to do and pull the &#8220;stuffed sock&#8221; out of the top of his pants.  I took a good hold and yanked.  Nothing happened but he wore a slightly pained look on his face.<\/p>\n<p>Silly me had only been pulling at his cock wrapped up in a willy warmer.  I apologised, needless to say he moved on.  Lol  One night out I will never forget.<\/p>\n<p>If you wish to purchase the lovely item above <a title=\"Willy Warmer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.drbongs.co.uk\/index.php?main_page=product_info&amp;cPath=5&amp;products_id=186\" target=\"_blank\">you can get one here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t seen one of those for a good few years now. The image takes me back quite a few years to a more niave Suze, one who had set &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3575\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[1721,1720],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}