{"id":3579,"date":"2009-10-05T08:45:21","date_gmt":"2009-10-05T07:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3579"},"modified":"2009-10-05T00:21:15","modified_gmt":"2009-10-04T23:21:15","slug":"tits-that-could-take-your-eye-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3579","title":{"rendered":"Tits That Could Take Your Eye Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/madonna-cone-bra.jpg\" alt=\"Madonna Cone Bra\" width=\"196\" height=\"300\" \/>Don&#8217;t get me wrong here, I like Jean Paul Gaultier as a bloke. He&#8217;s funny, charming and honest when I&#8217;ve seen him interviewed. I even like a lot of his clothes, which for a designer of couture fashion is saying a lot as I think most contemporary runway fashion is impractical bollocks.<\/p>\n<p>However Jean Paul Gaultier is responsible for one huge crime against fashion. The cone bra, as worn by Madonna on her &#8220;Blonde Ambition&#8221; tour. It&#8217;s very theatrical but not very attractive IMHO.<\/p>\n<p>Not content with doing it once he&#8217;s showing the cone bra this year on the catwalks at London fashion week.<\/p>\n<p>Please Jean Paul stop it at once &#8211; C&#8217;est un crime de mode.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong here, I like Jean Paul Gaultier as a bloke. He&#8217;s funny, charming and honest when I&#8217;ve seen him interviewed. I even like a lot of his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3579\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1730,1729],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}