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I told you recently about my nephew’s knack of finding adult toys we miss when we sweep the house prior to his arrival. Last time he found a boxed anal toy under my desk which must have fallen off when I was writing up about it.<\/p>\nI told you recently about my nephew’s knack of finding adult toys we miss when we sweep the house prior to his arrival. Last time he found a boxed anal toy under my desk which must have fallen off when I was writing up about it.<\/p>\n
He asked me what it was as he emerged from beneath my desk clutching the box. I actually amazed myself with my speedy response (which was a lie) “It’s a cat toy”. At the moment he is believing me but soon questions are going to come because this is about the third cat toy he has found.<\/p>\n
I just hope he doesn’t ask if he can take it home to mummy!<\/p>\n
The above entry on Craigslist reminded me of this incident. If you can’t read the text which goes with the ad this is what it says:<\/p>\n
“I’m selling this funky kids[sic] friendship bracelet and some other items from our garage sale. Found it in a box in my sons room after he moved out to college. I don’t think he has used it much, at least I never sawing him wearing it. He seemed really embarrassed when I asked him why he had a girl’s bracelet in there!
\nAnyway it seems to be in decent condition althought the rope has really taken a beating! Slightly stretched out. Still has good elasticity. It is great for young girl as a going back-to-school gift. Im [sic] not exactly sure how it goes on\u2026 It could also make a funky anklet, or a key chain\u2026that could be a bit cumbersome though. Could be added to a charm necklace as well. You get the idea. Respond to the email”<\/p>\n
I hope she placed this in the Thai beads section. lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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