{"id":3593,"date":"2009-10-08T01:45:16","date_gmt":"2009-10-08T00:45:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3593"},"modified":"2009-10-26T16:38:11","modified_gmt":"2009-10-26T15:38:11","slug":"my-dirty-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3593","title":{"rendered":"My Dirty Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/dRL1U2Q3xcc&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/dRL1U2Q3xcc&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I must have a mind like a cess pit, in a permanent state of arousal. Suze can make a naughty quip about most things these days without a thought. It comes natural. Lol<\/p>\n<p>It can sometimes get me in to sticky situations. See there I go again! \ud83d\ude09 If I&#8217;m in &#8220;non adult industry&#8221; company I have to bite my tongue. It was OK when I worked with the girls, they liked my naughty sense of humour and let&#8217;s face it they were as bad as me.<\/p>\n<p>I miss Busty and Horny! *sigh*<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, back to what I wanted to tell you. I was sitting reading through an adult publication with the radio playing low in the background. It keeps me company when I&#8217;m working in the office during the day.<\/p>\n<p>And you know how things catch your attention. Well, I thought the lyrics of this song were actually &#8220;this is like a <a title=\"Fleshlight Review\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/masturbators\/fleshlight-vibro-review\" target=\"_blank\">Fleshlight<\/a>&#8220;. How bad is that! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Have a listen and see what you think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I must have a mind like a cess pit, in a permanent state of arousal. Suze can make a naughty quip about most things these days without a thought. It &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3593\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1735,1736,1737],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3593"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}