{"id":3611,"date":"2009-10-12T01:44:42","date_gmt":"2009-10-12T00:44:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3611"},"modified":"2009-10-11T09:39:56","modified_gmt":"2009-10-11T08:39:56","slug":"masturbation-does-make-you-go-blind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3611","title":{"rendered":"Masturbation Does Make You Go Blind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left;\" src=\"\/images\/womens-hockey-team.jpg\" alt=\"Womens Hockey Team\" \/>Robin Williams once observed that it&#8217;s a pity that men don&#8217;t have enough blood in their body to use their dicks and their brains at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>I think this picture may be the proof of that if any were needed. It&#8217;s supposed to be of the Bulgarian ice hockey team. It may the case, but if that&#8217;s so then why are they wearing the velour outfits and why are all except one of them wearing figure skates, not hockey skates.<\/p>\n<p>Do I have a suspicious mind or did someone just line up a load of nice young ladies and stuck an unrelated story under the picture???<\/p>\n<p>Of course it took me a moment to pick up on the boots. My first thought was to apply for a coaching job (including physio services) with the Bulgarian ice hockey team. Then I noticed that the image was actually labelled &#8220;Women playing hockey&#8221;. They obviously could only find once pair of hockey skates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Robin Williams once observed that it&#8217;s a pity that men don&#8217;t have enough blood in their body to use their dicks and their brains at the same time. I think &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3611\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3611"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}