{"id":3630,"date":"2009-10-15T01:45:18","date_gmt":"2009-10-15T00:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3630"},"modified":"2009-10-13T22:30:22","modified_gmt":"2009-10-13T21:30:22","slug":"anally-probed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3630","title":{"rendered":"Anally Probed"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Alex\"If there’s one thing that you shouldn’t look when going through customs it’s nervous. That could prove a little difficult on our way back from Berlin. We’re hoping to be weighed down with goodies from the show.<\/p>\n

With a suitcase full of battery powered electronic items that could lead to some interesting conversations when the bags get X-Rayed. Did you pack this yourself? Acquires a whole new level of horror as questions go when you have a suitcase full of dildos and lube.<\/p>\n

So I’ll be practicing my poker face for the next few days.<\/p>\n

That way I can avoid the sound of a latex glove being snapped onto a large hand and the splurt of lubricant behind me. Aaaaarrrggghh!<\/p>\n

Funny the thoughts you have as you drift off to sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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