{"id":3690,"date":"2009-10-26T19:45:11","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T18:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3690"},"modified":"2009-10-26T17:43:33","modified_gmt":"2009-10-26T16:43:33","slug":"gobby-tit-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3690","title":{"rendered":"Spit And Tit Wanks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/titty-wank.jpg\" alt=\"Titty Wank\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>We are busily making our way through our mountain of porn DVD&#8217;s, there are over 21 hours of action for us to watch and review.  \ud83d\ude09  The things we have to do for our readers.<\/p>\n<p>There is quite a range of variety.  I&#8217;ll let you in to a little secret, we have everything ranging from milf porn to ladyboys, not quite my thing but you have to experience things before you decide if you like them.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>Tonights viewing was your standard LA porn with lots of cock sucking which does become tedious after a while but that&#8217;s what fast forward is for on your remote and old hacks getting off with young nubile girls.  Erm, not exactly what a girl wants to watch.  Where are all the young male pornstars hiding?  Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>This DVD had a rather unusual practice though, maybe even a fetish not sure.  Tit spitting.  Lots of girls spitting on their tits and rubbing it around making mid climax sounds.  I don&#8217;t quite understand why but it obviously got them off.<\/p>\n<p>I think sometimes porn becomes a bit of a parody.  For example one girl was actually moaning undoing her waspie.  I&#8217;m prepared to accept a little showboating but it can be bit silly.  I know we aren&#8217;t talking Shakespeare here but please pay attention.<\/p>\n<p>Right, now off to see if spitting on my boobs makes me come, see you later.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are busily making our way through our mountain of porn DVD&#8217;s, there are over 21 hours of action for us to watch and review. \ud83d\ude09 The things we have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3690\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}