{"id":3732,"date":"2009-11-03T17:45:45","date_gmt":"2009-11-03T16:45:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3732"},"modified":"2009-11-03T17:13:36","modified_gmt":"2009-11-03T16:13:36","slug":"greased-up-chicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3732","title":{"rendered":"Greased Up Chicks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/sexy-overalls.jpg\" alt=\"Sexy Overalls\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/>Just had to change a rear wheel on Suze&#8217;s car &#8211; puncture. So off to the garage tomorrow for a new tyre.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s betting the dude who changes it looks absolutely nothing like this?<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just had to change a rear wheel on Suze&#8217;s car &#8211; puncture. So off to the garage tomorrow for a new tyre. What&#8217;s betting the dude who changes it looks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3732\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3732"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}