{"id":3736,"date":"2009-11-04T18:45:43","date_gmt":"2009-11-04T17:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3736"},"modified":"2009-11-04T15:21:46","modified_gmt":"2009-11-04T14:21:46","slug":"sex-toys-in-the-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3736","title":{"rendered":"Sex Toys In The Bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"border: 0; float: left; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/showergirl1.jpg\" alt=\"Shower Girl\" width=\"300\" height=\"452\" \/>If you ever come round to our place don&#8217;t be alarmed if you visit the bathroom. You&#8217;re more than likely to be confronted with a sex toy of some kind. Before and after use toys of every conceivable design can be found in there drying out.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s normal for us.<\/p>\n<p>Just as some people would have a pair of working boots by the door covered in mud from a hard days toil on a building site, or a briefcase in their study that accompanies them to the office we have <a title=\"Sex Toys\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\" target=\"_blank\">sex toys<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s part of the daily routine to be washing something sexually orientated on a regular basis. It&#8217;s so easy to forget that you&#8217;ve left something drying in there \u2026<\/p>\n<p>LOL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever come round to our place don&#8217;t be alarmed if you visit the bathroom. You&#8217;re more than likely to be confronted with a sex toy of some kind. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3736\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3736"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}