{"id":3748,"date":"2009-11-06T12:45:11","date_gmt":"2009-11-06T11:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3748"},"modified":"2009-11-05T23:40:21","modified_gmt":"2009-11-05T22:40:21","slug":"do-people-still-have-sex-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3748","title":{"rendered":"Do People Still Have Sex Like This?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/toilethumour.jpg\" alt=\"Toilet Humour\" width=\"350\" height=\"427\" \/>I just found <a title=\"Allergic to sperm\" href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/news\/world\/article.html?Wife_discovers_allergy_to_husbands_sperm_on_wedding_night&amp;in_article_id=763143&amp;in_page_id=64\" target=\"_blank\">this article<\/a> and it made my jaw drop.<\/p>\n<p>In essence it describes the woes of a couple who have just discovered that she is allergic to his sperm. They found out on their wedding night, not having encountered the problem before as they always &#8220;used protection&#8221;. Oh! I though, for a moment there I thought they&#8217;d saved themselves for the wedding \u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026 then it hit me. They had only ever had vaginal intercourse. No hand jobs? No blowjobs?<\/p>\n<p>Has he never drunk from her fury cup either? While I have every sympathy for this couple they are, by implication at least a little unadventurous in the bedroom. Who hasn&#8217;t enjoyed a little mutual masturbation with their partner, or oral sex when penetrative sex was out of the question for some reason.<\/p>\n<p>Well, each to their own I suppose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just found this article and it made my jaw drop. In essence it describes the woes of a couple who have just discovered that she is allergic to his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3748\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3748"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}