{"id":3756,"date":"2009-11-07T17:43:56","date_gmt":"2009-11-07T17:43:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3756"},"modified":"2009-11-07T17:46:44","modified_gmt":"2009-11-07T17:46:44","slug":"forking-sexy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3756","title":{"rendered":"Forking Sexy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/hentai-waitress.jpg\" alt=\"hentai Waitress\" width=\"243\" height=\"300\" \/>What is it about waitresses that makes them so provocative. I&#8217;m not talking here about the all too obvious charms of the ladies that serve at Hooters but waitresses in general.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose it&#8217;s the implied obedience, combined with nice crisp uniforms and the thought that you might bend them over the table later and serve them an extra large portion.<\/p>\n<p>Shit I have a filthy mind.<\/p>\n<p>Must explore my inner dominant later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is it about waitresses that makes them so provocative. I&#8217;m not talking here about the all too obvious charms of the ladies that serve at Hooters but waitresses in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3756\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3756"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}