{"id":3773,"date":"2009-11-10T11:45:34","date_gmt":"2009-11-10T11:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3773"},"modified":"2009-11-10T11:56:40","modified_gmt":"2009-11-10T11:56:40","slug":"sexual-acolades","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3773","title":{"rendered":"Sexual Acolades"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Awards\"I have always believed in the philosophy “less is more”. Far better that you temper yourself and not be too overtly – I can’t think of another way of putting it – be up your own arse.<\/p>\n

One thing we do like to do at chez AlexSuze is give you a quality read and titillation without a fuss. If you are good at what you do, you usually find that your followers recognise that you are without having to be told.<\/p>\n

It’s probably the Brit in me which leads to a rather more conservative attitude but I don’t feel like I have to put a button on the sidebar or a trophy in the cabinet to feel worthy.<\/p>\n

There are too many “50 All-Time Greatest xxx” and “Top 100 listings Foo Bar” type programmes on TV out there and to be quite frank, exactly who are choosing the Foo Bars to be include don the list? Lol<\/p>\n

But as a TV producer responsible for one such show once said “Money for old rope \u2026”<\/p>\n

I’ll leave it to you dear readers to decide if I am worthy and if visitor numbers are anything to go by then we are doing something right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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