{"id":3775,"date":"2009-11-10T16:45:52","date_gmt":"2009-11-10T16:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3775"},"modified":"2009-11-10T15:05:35","modified_gmt":"2009-11-10T15:05:35","slug":"sex-with-the-vegetables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3775","title":{"rendered":"Sex With The Vegetables"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/naughtyveg1.jpg\" alt=\"Naughty Veg\" width=\"250\" height=\"354\" \/>Sex With The Vegetables<\/p>\n<p>The news is a little fruity today with a story about a young lad and his girlfriend getting caught having sex amongst the fruit and veg in &#8220;A Yorkshire market town&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I want to know what sort of market it is that has this sort of thing going on in it? OK it was half past one in the morning but even so with 24 hour opening \u2026 LOL<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Sex In The Veg\" href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/weird\/article.html?Teenagers_caught_having_sex_romp_on_veg_market_stall&amp;in_article_id=766286&amp;in_page_id=2\" target=\"_blank\">Read the rather sketchy story here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sex With The Vegetables The news is a little fruity today with a story about a young lad and his girlfriend getting caught having sex amongst the fruit and veg &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3775\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1816],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3775"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}