{"id":3802,"date":"2009-11-14T23:42:35","date_gmt":"2009-11-14T23:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3802"},"modified":"2009-11-14T22:34:19","modified_gmt":"2009-11-14T22:34:19","slug":"wife-swapping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3802","title":{"rendered":"Wife Swapping"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/tess-and-vern.jpg\" alt=\"Tess Daly And Vernon Kay\" width=\"450\" height=\"331\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>I think I&#8217;m going to apply to the programme &#8220;Wife Swap&#8221;. Why? Well I just realised the perfect couple we could swap with.<\/p>\n<p>Tess Daly and Vernon Kay.<\/p>\n<p>Suze gets a week of Vernon. She&#8217;s salivating already \u2026<\/p>\n<p>And I get seven days of Tess, giggidy.<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s the post-swap four-way session in the king size bed. Or is that part of the programme just in my head?<\/p>\n<p>Probably.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;m going to apply to the programme &#8220;Wife Swap&#8221;. Why? Well I just realised the perfect couple we could swap with. Tess Daly and Vernon Kay. Suze gets &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3802\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1835,1836,1837],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3802"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}