{"id":3827,"date":"2009-11-19T11:45:19","date_gmt":"2009-11-19T11:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3827"},"modified":"2009-11-18T22:14:26","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T22:14:26","slug":"when-you-just-want-to-go-for-the-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3827","title":{"rendered":"When You Just Want To Go For The Fuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/cosplay.jpg\" alt=\"Cosplay\" width=\"350\" height=\"525\" \/>Told you we met several new contacts in Berlin at Venus and we were eagerly awaiting some brand new toys to the market.  Well, this morning I took delivery of a package containing a toy which I had eagerly awaited since holding it at the show.<\/p>\n<p>It is a rechargeable toy and therefore had to be placed on charge as soon as I opened the package.  I placed the charger and toy on the side in the office so I could be alerted as soon as it was ready.<\/p>\n<p>And just like a little kid I had to keep stealing a look at it.  Lol  I was reminded of children when they are in the car shouting from the back &#8221; are we there yet?&#8221;.  Well, in my head I kept saying &#8220;is it ready yet?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I sat most of the afternoon in anticipation of being able to test it and do you know what happened when it was ready?  I had just eaten dinner and didn&#8217;t much feel like fucking myself silly, unlike earlier when all I wanted to do was abuse it.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve decided to save it for tomorrow now, just me, the bedroom and my new toy.  Oh and the cat.  Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Told you we met several new contacts in Berlin at Venus and we were eagerly awaiting some brand new toys to the market. Well, this morning I took delivery of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3827\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3827"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}