{"id":3828,"date":"2009-11-19T09:45:39","date_gmt":"2009-11-19T09:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3828"},"modified":"2009-11-19T08:03:39","modified_gmt":"2009-11-19T08:03:39","slug":"hey-baby-howd-you-like-to-kill-all-humans-by-making-them-smoke-dope-until-they-peg-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3828","title":{"rendered":"Hey Baby How&#8217;d You Like To Kill All Humans &#8211; By Making Them Smoke Dope Until They Peg It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/blade-runner-rachael.jpg\" alt=\"Rachael Tyrell\" \/>Ah Rachael from Blade runner, replicant, object of my pubescent adoration and consumer of &#8220;Land-O-Smiles&#8221; brand Marijuana cigarettes &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah Rachael from Blade runner, replicant, object of my pubescent adoration and consumer of &#8220;Land-O-Smiles&#8221; brand Marijuana cigarettes &#8230; Nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1853],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3828"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}