{"id":3832,"date":"2009-11-19T21:44:22","date_gmt":"2009-11-19T21:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3832"},"modified":"2009-11-19T19:48:32","modified_gmt":"2009-11-19T19:48:32","slug":"cock-sure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3832","title":{"rendered":"Cock &#8211; Sure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/gas-mask-condom.jpg\" alt=\"Gas Mask Condom\" \/>I don&#8217;t know about anyone else but I feel a little disturbed at the thought of using some of the toys out there which are shaped in to animals.  Somehow the idea of pushing a dildo up me that looks like a cuddly creature seems wrong.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like the Hello Kitty vibes, who are they appealing to?  To me they symbolise childhood and sex and childhood just don&#8217;t mix.  That said there are some amusing toys out there.<\/p>\n<p>Today I discovered <a title=\"Novelty Condoms\" href=\"http:\/\/www.willywardrobe.com\/willy-attire-9-c.asp\" target=\"_blank\">this wonderful site<\/a> and they sell some cute novelty condoms and some weird ones like the one in the image above.  I was surprised that they didn&#8217;t have a pussy one.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about anyone else but I feel a little disturbed at the thought of using some of the toys out there which are shaped in to animals. Somehow &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3832\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[158,1855],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3832"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3832"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10401,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3832\/revisions\/10401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}