{"id":3840,"date":"2009-11-21T08:40:25","date_gmt":"2009-11-21T08:40:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3840"},"modified":"2010-11-21T17:32:20","modified_gmt":"2010-11-21T17:32:20","slug":"moist-in-the-morning-and-rock-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3840","title":{"rendered":"Moist In The Morning And Rock Hard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/sweep.jpg\" alt=\"Cock\" \/>Woke up this morning with wood. Not unusual but sadly despite it being a Saturday and therefore the perfect time to take advantage of this state of affair we both needed a drink to rehydrate. So I toddled off downstairs with it waving in front of me like a fleshy divining rod.<\/p>\n<p>Of course cold air and the distraction of making a cuppa mean that by the time I had returned to bed my previously eager cock had become a comforting, hot and heavy weight on my thigh but no use for sex.<\/p>\n<p>Never mind. Off work all week so there&#8217;ll be plenty of other opportunities.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woke up this morning with wood. Not unusual but sadly despite it being a Saturday and therefore the perfect time to take advantage of this state of affair we both &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3840\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3840"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3840"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10438,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3840\/revisions\/10438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}