{"id":3858,"date":"2009-11-24T15:48:18","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T15:48:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3858"},"modified":"2009-11-24T15:31:23","modified_gmt":"2009-11-24T15:31:23","slug":"big-tease-sexual-pleasure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3858","title":{"rendered":"Big Tease = Sexual Pleasure"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"KokeshiI just can’t help myself, I’m the first to admit that my head is in the gutter most of the time. It seems that most times I can’t even look at inanimate objects with turning them in to something sexual or at least naughty. Lol<\/p>\n

Take today for example. Alex and I went on a Christmas shopping spree and paid a visit to W H Smiths whilst we were out. And what did I spot, this little chocolate filled thing. I say thing because I didn’t take a good look, I just got Alex to take a picture of it with his cameral because it reminds me of this vibrating massager from Big Tease.<\/p>\n

If anyone knows what they call this chocolate delight leave me a comment, otherwise you will all have to wait until I venture out again. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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