{"id":3862,"date":"2009-11-25T09:54:13","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T09:54:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3862"},"modified":"2009-11-25T09:34:14","modified_gmt":"2009-11-25T09:34:14","slug":"extreme-vibrator-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3862","title":{"rendered":"Extreme Vibrator Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/extreme-vibrator-fishnet-girl.jpg\" alt=\"Extreme vibrator girl\" \/>I think this proves that if you have never used a vibrator before you should read the instructions, or at least talk to the people in the shop where you bought it.<\/p>\n<p>Or was it simply that she had the instructions upside down?<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll never know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think this proves that if you have never used a vibrator before you should read the instructions, or at least talk to the people in the shop where you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3862\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3862"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3862"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10487,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3862\/revisions\/10487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}