{"id":3879,"date":"2009-11-28T09:45:39","date_gmt":"2009-11-28T09:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3879"},"modified":"2009-11-27T21:08:39","modified_gmt":"2009-11-27T21:08:39","slug":"rubbing-one-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3879","title":{"rendered":"Rubbing One Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/keeley-hazel-duck.jpg\" alt=\"Keeley Hazel With A Duck\" width=\"250\" height=\"300\" \/>I came (appropriate word lol) across this image of the gorgeous Keeley Hazell I&#8217;m not sure where now.  It&#8217;s one of the images from her 2010 calendar and it had a certain kind of appeal to me.<\/p>\n<p>Bet you can&#8217;t guess why!<\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;ll tell you just in caser your mind isn&#8217;t quite as naughty as mine.  Her large bathroom buddy is very much like one of the adult toys produced by Big Teaze Toys.  Their Rub My Duckie is a very popular vibrating toy as you can guess and he comes in a variety of guises too including BDSM.<\/p>\n<p>The beauty about these toys is that your can leave them in the bathroom and nobody would know, although you may take a little longer than normal.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Big Teaze\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bigteazetoys.com\/index.php\/brands\/toysthatplaywithyou\/duckie\/original\" target=\"_blank\">You can check out the full range here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came (appropriate word lol) across this image of the gorgeous Keeley Hazell I&#8217;m not sure where now. It&#8217;s one of the images from her 2010 calendar and it had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3879\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[143,1867],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3879"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}