{"id":395,"date":"2007-07-30T20:44:10","date_gmt":"2007-07-30T20:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=395"},"modified":"2007-07-30T20:45:53","modified_gmt":"2007-07-30T20:45:53","slug":"395","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=395","title":{"rendered":"Please Make It Stop!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Creepy how some things stick in your head even though you’d prefer them not to. It’s like a pine needle in the carpet that you can’t vacuum out and you have to remove with tweezers and a torch. Except with memories it’s a little more difficult and a lobotomy has the obvious downsides \u2026<\/p>\n

I had a moment like this today, and I blame Shay. A few weeks ago she mentioned Smurf Porn<\/a>. It’s the sort of phrase that you remember, for all the wrong reasons.<\/p>\n

So I looked it up. Google’s a wonderful tool.<\/p>\n

Enjoy, or laugh your socks off in whichever measure you see fit \u2026 Adult Smurf Video<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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