{"id":3989,"date":"2009-12-04T20:48:35","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T20:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3989"},"modified":"2009-12-04T19:45:33","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T19:45:33","slug":"virtually-fucked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3989","title":{"rendered":"Virtually Fucked"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Computer Store Fail\" src=\"\/images\/computer-store-fail.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"277\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Yes I know this isn&#8217;t the least bit sexual but I couldn&#8217;t help but laugh at a computer store who hadn&#8217;t turned off the PC that was showing this message. Not the best sort of image to project when you&#8217;re trying to sell PCs to have the display model saying this now is it?<\/p>\n<p>(Check out the last three lines of text LOL)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes I know this isn&#8217;t the least bit sexual but I couldn&#8217;t help but laugh at a computer store who hadn&#8217;t turned off the PC that was showing this message. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3989\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3989"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3989"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3989\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3991,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3989\/revisions\/3991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}