{"id":4021,"date":"2009-12-06T09:48:16","date_gmt":"2009-12-06T09:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4021"},"modified":"2009-12-06T09:46:22","modified_gmt":"2009-12-06T09:46:22","slug":"that-elusive-festive-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4021","title":{"rendered":"That Elusive Festive Fuck"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"You would not believe how difficult it is for me to get into a festive mood this year. It\u2019s not just that my childhood is an increasingly distant memory and that my grown-up brain simply can\u2019t get as excited about trimming up the tree as it once would. I\u2019ve enjoyed Christmas over the past few years more than for a long time. Having our nephew round at one point or another has helped. Kids really do make Christmas, their honest joy at the mere fat that it is yuletide always lifts the atmosphere.<\/p>\n

No, this year is different because it\u2019s been so difficult and stressful. I only just realised it I I tried to think of something to write. Our sex life is as fulfilling as ever but whereas before I could come up with something to write about easily I am currently in a bit of tired and uninspired rut.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t have any great erotic stories in my head. I don\u2019t have many revolutionary and provocative thoughts to commit to the blog. I can\u2019t even find any good Christmas Porn on the web.
\nSo until I get my ass inspired I may be a little quiet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You would not believe how difficult it is for me to get into a festive mood this year. It\u2019s not just that my childhood is an increasingly distant memory and … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4021"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4021"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4024,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4021\/revisions\/4024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}