{"id":4081,"date":"2009-12-09T01:45:43","date_gmt":"2009-12-09T01:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4081"},"modified":"2009-12-08T22:24:01","modified_gmt":"2009-12-08T22:24:01","slug":"secret-dildo-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4081","title":{"rendered":"Secret Dildo Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Cock Bottle\" src=\"\/images\/cock-bottle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" \/>Do I have a dirty mind?<\/p>\n<p>Take a look at the bottle.<\/p>\n<p>Now look again.<\/p>\n<p>Is it just me or does this bottle look like it has an alternate use other than the dispensing of some fragrance or other? Yes I think it looks like a cock. Is this an attempt to sell more perfume by making the bottle into the shape of a phallus to attract them or is it suggesting an alternate use for the dispenser?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe they do a massaging version \u2013 just a thought. LOL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do I have a dirty mind? Take a look at the bottle. Now look again. Is it just me or does this bottle look like it has an alternate use &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4081\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4081"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4081"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4083,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4081\/revisions\/4083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}