{"id":4125,"date":"2009-12-11T01:45:36","date_gmt":"2009-12-11T01:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4125"},"modified":"2009-12-10T22:21:24","modified_gmt":"2009-12-10T22:21:24","slug":"little-miss-mile-high","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4125","title":{"rendered":"Little Miss Mile High"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Kate Lawler\" src=\"\/images\/kate-lawler.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>I\u2019ve had sex in some unusual places including trains and cars but never attempted anything on an aircraft.\u00a0 You are usually sat within sight of other passengers and in some cases next to them and therefore the chances of you getting amorous with your partner are minimal.<\/p>\n<p>And there is the toilet option.\u00a0 Have you seen the size of those things?\u00a0 There is no way you could manoeuvre in there to get up to anything, also there is the small problem of entering the toilet together in full view of staff and passengers.\u00a0 It\u2019s just not going to happen is it?<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t speak for the facilities in first class but I don\u2019t think I will be trying those out any day soon.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>So given these obvious obstacles between you and your partner getting it on why do people insist on making up stories of their mile high exploits.\u00a0 The latest is a story I just read in the sun regarding Big Brother 2002 winner Kate Lawler who it claims was evicted from a toilet with her male companion on Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>She was allegedly on a FlyBe flight from Guernsey to Gatwick when she was spotted.\u00a0 Her manager is claiming that the story is a work of fiction because Kate is scared of flying and tends to remain glued in her seat for the duration of the flight.<\/p>\n<p>I\u00a0think someone may have consumed too many drinks from the bar on that flight.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve had sex in some unusual places including trains and cars but never attempted anything on an aircraft.\u00a0 You are usually sat within sight of other passengers and in some &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4125\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,3,35],"tags":[1906,1907,1908],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4125"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4125"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4127,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4125\/revisions\/4127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}