{"id":422,"date":"2007-08-21T20:39:11","date_gmt":"2007-08-21T20:39:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=422"},"modified":"2007-08-21T20:44:56","modified_gmt":"2007-08-21T20:44:56","slug":"stick-em%e2%80%99-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=422","title":{"rendered":"Stick Em’ Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"

You all know that Alex and I like are no strangers to sex toys over here.\u00a0 In fact we have a case full of them secreted under the bed.\u00a0 I’m even considering placing a few of the smaller ones permanently in the car glove box for those lunch breaks.<\/p>\n

It was in the car the other day I picked up on a hilarious news story on the radio, at first I couldn’t believe my ears and had to turn up the volume and wait for the hook line to be repeated.\u00a0 I know I have a very dirty mind and I wanted to be sure that I hadn’t heard half a story and invented the rest in my naughty little mind.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

The story they were running concerned a guy robbing a bookmakers last year and his weapon of choice\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026his girlfriends vibrator.\u00a0 Yes, I did say he was armed with a vibrator.\u00a0 Now I can sometimes be a little slow like the rest of us but I never imagined that a Rampant Rabbit was a deadly weapon before.\u00a0 No, scrub that, at times it can render me unconscious.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n

Check out the full story over here, and the image<\/a>, I’m sure you can make out the rabbit ears hooked over his wrist.\u00a0 I’ll make sure that my battery controlled toys are under lock and key from now on.\u00a0 Perhaps I should have Alex make me a wall mounted cabinet for them.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Of course this means we have to expand the scope of our sex toy reviews<\/a> to cover other possible uses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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