{"id":425,"date":"2007-08-25T15:41:24","date_gmt":"2007-08-25T15:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=425"},"modified":"2007-08-25T15:41:24","modified_gmt":"2007-08-25T15:41:24","slug":"supermarket-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=425","title":{"rendered":"Supermarket Madness!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" src=\"images\/minibullets.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" \/>OK, a quicky.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday we were in the supermarket and saw the objects depicted on the left. Now hands up who thought like we did \u2026 that they&#8217;re a bumper pack of mini-bullets? Go on you know you did. Actually they&#8217;re glitter pens for giving away in kid&#8217;s party bags. Of course if it&#8217;s an adult party I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s a market for bumper packs of mini-bullets for those type of party bags.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday was hot and so is today. We have a few days of summer, or what passes for British summer these days. Whether it&#8217;s due to climate change or natural cyclical variations this summer has been a weird and often devastating one.<\/p>\n<p>So, being summer everyone&#8217;s wearing shorts. Even the Rammer\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 was delivering mail this morning, face set in it&#8217;s permanent battle between melancholy and just plain bad-tempered, with his pasty white knobbly knees exposed for the world to see.<\/p>\n<p>So while at (another) supermarket this morning, look don&#8217;t ask we just couldn&#8217;t get everything we wanted from the one last night, we saw this \u2026<\/p>\n<p><img vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" src=\"images\/badshorts.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" \/><\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>Shorts, socks and leather shoes just don&#8217;t work for me. What do you guys think?<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, a quicky. Yesterday we were in the supermarket and saw the objects depicted on the left. Now hands up who thought like we did \u2026 that they&#8217;re a bumper &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=425\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}