{"id":4412,"date":"2009-12-23T08:48:37","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T08:48:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4412"},"modified":"2009-12-22T21:58:28","modified_gmt":"2009-12-22T21:58:28","slug":"strippers-at-the-christmas-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4412","title":{"rendered":"Strippers At The Christmas Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/police-woman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"453\" \/>I was just told about an incident that happened to a friend of mine a couple of years ago at a Christmas lunch. The whole office were out having a meal at a pub when a woman police constable appeared.<\/p>\n<p>She was asking for &#8220;Andy&#8221;. One of the office&#8217;s number was called Andy and the girls in the office directed her to him. One of them quipped that his &#8220;Christmas present has arrived&#8221;. After a few bewildered seconds where the WPC tried to engage the wrong Andy in conversation about an incident in the bar the previous evening she realised it wasn&#8217;t Andy the pub&#8217;s landlord.<\/p>\n<p>It struck me that this must happen a lot to police officers at Christmas. When the alcohol is flowing and the inhibitions are low they must get propositioned quite a lot when they have to enter bars, pubs and clubs to conduct their duties.<\/p>\n<p>Revellers should be warned though. Very soon police officers will be armed with Tasers so if you cop a drunken feel you might end up twitching on the floor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just told about an incident that happened to a friend of mine a couple of years ago at a Christmas lunch. The whole office were out having a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4412\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4412"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4412"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11011,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4412\/revisions\/11011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}