{"id":4539,"date":"2009-12-31T08:48:52","date_gmt":"2009-12-31T08:48:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4539"},"modified":"2010-12-31T10:36:18","modified_gmt":"2010-12-31T10:36:18","slug":"wetting-yourself-at-the-bisexual-flat-share","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4539","title":{"rendered":"Wetting Yourself At The Bisexual Flat-Share"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Wet Ass\" src=\"\/images\/anime-cum-ass.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"292\" height=\"300\" \/>If you\u2019re a fan of the Channel 4 series Phone-Jacker you\u2019ll be familiar with this little piece of comedy. If you\u2019re not then let me explain. The Phone-Jacker is a crank caller who parodies the disingenuous sales calls, odd telephone conversations from self-important idiots and plain criminal scam calls that all of us have had to endure at some point in our lives.<\/p>\n<p>One of the formats he uses is to advertise a number as a ticket line for cinema or theatre bookings then pretend to be an automated call handling system \u2013 a bad one that keeps getting it wrong. The usual result is that the caller eventually simply hangs up in frustration or swears at the call handling system, then hangs up.<\/p>\n<p>A specific variant on this is when the Phone-Jacker pretends to be a letting agent\u2019s system and despite the customer\u2019s best efforts decides they are looking for a \u201ctwo bedroom bisexual flat share in Wimbledon\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>The voice the Phone-Jacker uses is almost identical to the one used by a national cinema chain in the UK. This was unfortunate as today when I was trying to find out the screening times for Avatar 3D Suze and I nearly wet ourselves trying to navigate the menu system and confused the hell of ouf the voice recognition software.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose you had to be there \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you\u2019re a fan of the Channel 4 series Phone-Jacker you\u2019ll be familiar with this little piece of comedy. If you\u2019re not then let me explain. The Phone-Jacker is a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4539\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4539"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4539"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4542,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4539\/revisions\/4542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}