{"id":455,"date":"2007-09-16T21:52:10","date_gmt":"2007-09-16T21:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=455"},"modified":"2007-09-17T22:14:57","modified_gmt":"2007-09-17T22:14:57","slug":"did-someone-say-bonk-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=455","title":{"rendered":"Did Someone Say Bonk Holiday?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Over here in the UK we have\u00a08 paid Bank Holidays (National Holiday) per year on top of the amount of paid holiday days you receive from your employer.\u00a0 These days come in very useful over the course of the year, the last being at the end of August.<\/p>\n

But I wish we had one of these\u2026Russia went one better on Wednesday, the governor of Ulyanovsk, Sergei Morozov wanted people to have the day off to encourage them to fuck and have babies on Russia’s national day on the 12th June.\u00a0 He was a little more subtle than me and called it “Family Contact Day”.<\/p>\n

Prizes are being awarded to successful couples.\u00a0 Last year a lucky couple won a new sports utility vehicle.\u00a0 Not bad for having a day off work to screw each other senseless and then be awarded a prize too!\u00a0 Why don’t we one of these days over here?\u00a0 I practice a lot, does that count?\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Next time I’m speaking to Gordon Brown, I’ll drop some hints.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n

Check the full story here http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/europe\/6990802.stm<\/a><\/p>\n

Tags: bank holiday<\/a>, bonk holiday<\/a>, ulyanovsk<\/a>, sergei morozov<\/a>, russia<\/a>, russian federation<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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