{"id":4597,"date":"2010-01-03T09:48:16","date_gmt":"2010-01-03T09:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4597"},"modified":"2010-01-03T09:10:08","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T09:10:08","slug":"a-hardon-the-perfect-christmas-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4597","title":{"rendered":"A Hardon – The Perfect Christmas Gift"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"I know they say that you should give selflessly at Christmas time but you do have to ask, \u201chas anyone been bought a packet of Viagra this year?\u201d.\u00a0 It would make the perfect gift for the male in your life and certainly bring about lots of \u201cho, ho, ho\u2019s\u201d.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n

The prompting for this post came from my Inbox, I have never seen so many spam emails as I have this festive season.\u00a0 They are pouring in not in ones but 4\u2019s and more\u2019s.\u00a0 Some enterprising people have obviously decided that there are a lot of us out here wanting none stop action through the Christmas break.<\/p>\n

What would you say if she gave you Viagra for Christmas?\u00a0 And girls would you gift it? \u00a0\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I know they say that you should give selflessly at Christmas time but you do have to ask, \u201chas anyone been bought a packet of Viagra this year?\u201d.\u00a0 It would … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,35],"tags":[1972,1971,779],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4597"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4597"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4598,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4597\/revisions\/4598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}