{"id":460,"date":"2007-09-21T21:13:58","date_gmt":"2007-09-21T21:13:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=460"},"modified":"2007-09-21T21:15:36","modified_gmt":"2007-09-21T21:15:36","slug":"there-are-some-things-i-just-won%e2%80%99t-put-up-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=460","title":{"rendered":"There Are Some Things I Just Won’t Put Up There!"},"content":{"rendered":"

You all should know me well enough by now to know that I don’t say “no” to a good fuck very often.\u00a0 Come to think of it I can’t remember when I last did.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 I’m an any time any place (as long as we can’t get arrested) kind of girl.<\/p>\n

I suppose I could be referred to as a nympho, at the risk of sounding clich\u00c3\u00a9 or a cock slut, whore, skank.\u00a0 But I know when I am on to something good and up until now I must have had sixth sense when it comes to picking my cock because it has always measured up to the job.<\/p>\n

Until recently I didn’t really have much experience of using sex toys but having tested some real beauties over the past couple of years I’m now addicted to them too.\u00a0 So does that make me a vibromaniac?\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 I only seem to be happy when there is something in there, on there or around there.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

There are some really frighteningly large and lengthy dongs and dildos on the market which even I would have problems accommodating and I like mine to fill me.\u00a0 But none quite so scary as this one that I came across the other day\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
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<\/td>\n\u2026somehow I just can’t see myself inserting that inside my pussy.\u00a0 I think it looks like an aliens cock and I could not allow myself to be penetrated by it even if I was desperate.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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