{"id":4620,"date":"2010-01-04T17:52:47","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T17:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4620"},"modified":"2010-01-04T17:22:32","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T17:22:32","slug":"free-porn-on-your-pc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4620","title":{"rendered":"Free Porn On Your PC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Laptop Porn\" src=\"\/images\/laptop-porn.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"265\" height=\"266\" \/>If you\u00a0 are considering treating yourself to a new laptop in the January sales you could do far worse than pay a visit to Currys.\u00a0 You could get some free porn with your investment.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I just read a the story of 19 year old Stephanie Duff who\u2019s mum Patricia bought her a Dell pink laptop for Christmas.\u00a0 Pink\u2026well, I suppose someone has to buy them.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>The laptop bought in Currys, Uddingston, Lanarkshire came complete with its Homepage set to go to a gay sex site and the surfing history indicated that it had been used to view 50 other pornographic sites.<\/p>\n<p>Stephanie has been given a new laptop and Currys are investigating.\u00a0 Pehaps they should be looking for a gay male with a pink laptop!\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you\u00a0 are considering treating yourself to a new laptop in the January sales you could do far worse than pay a visit to Currys.\u00a0 You could get some free &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4620\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,3],"tags":[1976],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4620"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4620"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4635,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4620\/revisions\/4635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}