{"id":4709,"date":"2010-01-08T09:41:29","date_gmt":"2010-01-08T09:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4709"},"modified":"2010-01-08T09:41:29","modified_gmt":"2010-01-08T09:41:29","slug":"cold-as-a-witch%e2%80%99s-tit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4709","title":{"rendered":"Cold As A Witch\u2019s Tit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Witch's Tits\" src=\"\/images\/keeley-hazel-witches-tits.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>I\u2019ve got a meeting today over on the east side of the UK. That presents a problem because that\u2019s where they are predicting snow showers right around the time I\u2019ll be in the meeting. Suze is a little worried that I will get stuck, anyone would think she cared. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>It did bring to mind a phrase that Suze introduced me to when we first met. \u201cIt\u2019s as cold as a witch\u2019s tit\u201d. And today it is, at least minus 8 outside and probably not going to get any warmer any time soon.<\/p>\n<p>Wish me luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve got a meeting today over on the east side of the UK. That presents a problem because that\u2019s where they are predicting snow showers right around the time I\u2019ll &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4709\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4709"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4709"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11411,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4709\/revisions\/11411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}