{"id":4786,"date":"2010-01-11T18:50:43","date_gmt":"2010-01-11T18:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4786"},"modified":"2010-01-11T18:31:17","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T18:31:17","slug":"porn-too-hideous-to-contemplate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4786","title":{"rendered":"Porn Too Hideous To Contemplate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Clematis\" src=\"\/images\/clematis.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"289\" \/>After my last post I made the terrible mistake of Googling \u201cSesame Street Porn\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>My advice \u2013 don\u2019t do it, you\u2019ll see pictures o Bert and Ernie that you wish you hadn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side Google have been able to filter the images on Google image search quite well and have I suspect got rid of huge amounts of pictures that would make any fans of the show howl in protest at the despoiling of the show\u2019s character\u2019s characters \u2013 if you see what I mean.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here\u2019s a nice picture of a flower to help me get over the shock \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After my last post I made the terrible mistake of Googling \u201cSesame Street Porn\u201d. My advice \u2013 don\u2019t do it, you\u2019ll see pictures o Bert and Ernie that you wish &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4786\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4786"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4786"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4787,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4786\/revisions\/4787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}