{"id":4982,"date":"2010-01-20T11:42:52","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T11:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4982"},"modified":"2010-01-19T22:43:20","modified_gmt":"2010-01-19T22:43:20","slug":"taking-an-anal-nurse-into-the-shower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4982","title":{"rendered":"Taking An Anal Nurse Into The Shower"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/showergirl1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"452\" \/>If you&#8217;re a guy you&#8217;ll identify with this post immediately. If you&#8217;re not then you might have trouble understanding the pain I&#8217;m about to describe.<\/p>\n<p>When you&#8217;re growing up as a boy you discover many truths about yourself and your body. Some of these are positive in nature, some not. The one I&#8217;m going to describe falls most definitely into the negative category.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone knows you ought to keep your tools clean and as men have a particular interest, no obsession, with one very particular tool it&#8217;s no surprise that they usually wash it well. That is not a problem. What can be a problem if you get a little too enthusiastic about washing it and over-do the soap. Because if you get soap down the end of your cock you will experience a searing pain that makes having your leg amputated with a rusty penknife seem like a mere scratch.<\/p>\n<p>The reason this came to mind was that I was just showering and washing my hair using a shampoo with menthol in it. I like it because it smells and feels fresh. So fresh in fact that I did once have an accident with it that made my eyes water.<\/p>\n<p>I must have been relaxed and I assume my backside was as laid-back as the rest of me. I was washing my hair and then clenched my buttocks as I was moving around. That seemed to draw a concentrated solution of menthol shampoo right up my ass. Not something I&#8217;d care to repeat.<\/p>\n<p>It crossed my mind as I washed my hair that if the same thing had happened to my cock I&#8217;d have been chewing the tiles off the walls. The things we men have to put up with.<\/p>\n<p>So, to be on the safe side I&#8217;ve decided to take a moist nurse into the shower with me in future. Just in case of mishaps. I wonder how Suze will react.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re a guy you&#8217;ll identify with this post immediately. If you&#8217;re not then you might have trouble understanding the pain I&#8217;m about to describe. When you&#8217;re growing up as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=4982\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4982"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4984,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982\/revisions\/4984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}