{"id":5086,"date":"2010-01-25T16:52:19","date_gmt":"2010-01-25T16:52:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5086"},"modified":"2010-01-25T15:00:09","modified_gmt":"2010-01-25T15:00:09","slug":"stop-you%e2%80%99re-hitting-my-cervix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5086","title":{"rendered":"Stop!  You\u2019re hitting my cervix"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"How To Live With A Huge Penis\" src=\"\/images\/how-to-live-with-a-huge-penis.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"201\" height=\"300\" \/>I\u2019m a firm believer in the adage \u201call things are relative\u201d and I\u2019m sure that this rule also applies in the bedroom.\u00a0 But then again I\u2019ve been a lucky girl when it comes to my cock.\u00a0 I\u2019ve been fortunate enough to select guys who haven\u2019t disappointed in that department.<\/p>\n<p>Then again being 5\u20197\u201d usually means that instinctively I select guys who have some stature.\u00a0 I would love to test out this theory one day.\u00a0 Anyone out there prepared to sponsor my research?\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>In fact being well endowed can obviously present its own problems too hence this book I assume and if you find yourself in a similar position <a title=\"How to Live with a Huge Penis\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations\/dp\/1594743061#noop\" target=\"_blank\">you can find it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m a firm believer in the adage \u201call things are relative\u201d and I\u2019m sure that this rule also applies in the bedroom.\u00a0 But then again I\u2019ve been a lucky girl &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5086\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[2050],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5086"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5086"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11766,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5086\/revisions\/11766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}