{"id":5237,"date":"2010-02-01T17:45:31","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T17:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5237"},"modified":"2010-02-01T17:39:11","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T17:39:11","slug":"oooh-that%e2%80%99s-a-big-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5237","title":{"rendered":"Oooh That\u2019s A Big One!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Huge Cock\" src=\"\/images\/extreme-cock.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>Suze and the cat are not impressed with the size of mine but I love it.<\/p>\n<p>What?<\/p>\n<p>My new monitor of course. After mine took a dive into silicon oblivion yesterday I went out and got a nice big widescreen job.<\/p>\n<p>Bigger screen = more porn.<\/p>\n<p>LOL<\/p>\n<p>Actually it means more writing, copy and programming but Suze just thinks I\u2019m getting greedy for desk space and the can thinks it\u2019s an obstruction on his way to sitting on the office window.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suze and the cat are not impressed with the size of mine but I love it. What? My new monitor of course. After mine took a dive into silicon oblivion &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5237\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5237"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5237"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5238,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5237\/revisions\/5238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}