{"id":5354,"date":"2010-02-06T01:50:59","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T01:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5354"},"modified":"2010-02-05T21:54:40","modified_gmt":"2010-02-05T21:54:40","slug":"fuck-me-and-i%e2%80%99ll-fuck-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5354","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Me And I\u2019ll Fuck You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Fuck Me Fuck You\" src=\"\/images\/fuck-me-fuck-you.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" \/>I\u2019m not a romantic, never have been.\u00a0 Probably because I like to tell it how it is with gritty undertones rather than live in a soft cotton wool world.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 And before you ask I don\u2019t possess any items of clothing which are pink, not even underwear.\u00a0 Although I have owned some in the past.<\/p>\n<p>And if I had seen these Valentines Day cards in my local store I would have bought them because they express exactly how I feel every time I set eyes on my lover.<\/p>\n<p>They are by a company called Seasick Mama and aren\u2019t at all pretentious.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.seasickmama.com\/index.php?option=com_content&#038;view=article&#038;id=90&#038;Itemid=66<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m not a romantic, never have been.\u00a0 Probably because I like to tell it how it is with gritty undertones rather than live in a soft cotton wool world.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5354\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35,25],"tags":[2079],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5354"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5355,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5354\/revisions\/5355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}