{"id":5455,"date":"2010-02-10T01:45:25","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T01:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5455"},"modified":"2010-02-09T19:15:51","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T19:15:51","slug":"uninhibited-fucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5455","title":{"rendered":"Uninhibited Fucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Bondage Girls\" src=\"\/images\/bondage-girls.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/>I woke to hear car doors being repeatedly slammed shut on Sunday morning.\u00a0 For a while I tried to blank them out determined to enjoy my lazy Sunday morning in bed.\u00a0 Just as I tried for the umpteenth time to slip back in to slumber, there it was again BANG!<\/p>\n<p>Both righteously indignant and thoroughly pissed off for the rude awakening I reached out of bed for my robe, tied it loosely and made my way over to the window.\u00a0 Needless to say Alex was out for the count, he is such a deep sleeper that most things, including a mild earthquake we encountered a few years ago, don\u2019t stir him.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>As I opened a nick in the curtains to peer out without being too obvious, I noticed that our next door neighbours were loading the boot of their car with possessions and a couple of rucksacks.<\/p>\n<p>It appeared they were going away for a while.\u00a0 Unable to control my joy at the prospect of being able to make as much noise as we liked I woke Alex and shared with him, then I climbed in beside him.<\/p>\n<p>He rolled over to snuggle and I couldn\u2019t resist saying \u201cgreat we\u2019ll be able to watch porn without the volume having to be controlled\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Then it occurred to me\u2026we\u2019ve watched it all.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke to hear car doors being repeatedly slammed shut on Sunday morning.\u00a0 For a while I tried to blank them out determined to enjoy my lazy Sunday morning in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5455\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5455"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5455"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12055,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5455\/revisions\/12055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}