{"id":5486,"date":"2010-02-12T08:45:10","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T08:45:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5486"},"modified":"2010-02-11T20:11:23","modified_gmt":"2010-02-11T20:11:23","slug":"how-to-get-a-japanese-call-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5486","title":{"rendered":"How To Get A Japanese Call Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/hentaicrouch.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>Deri Heru or Delivery Health was not something I had encountered until I encountered it on the web &#8211; no shit! I hear you all cry. I stumbled across the term, then information about what it meant and finally a rather interesting blog about the fliers that the &#8220;Delivery Health&#8221; girls shove in people&#8217;s letter boxes, apparently with great frequency.<\/p>\n<p>Delivery Health is apparently one of those great euphemisms that the Japanese like the British use to describe sexual services without actually mentioning the dirty, dirty act of sex. I don&#8217;t speak Japanese, and certainly don&#8217;t read it, but <a title=\"Deri Heru\" href=\"http:\/\/yenx.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">this guy has gone to immense trouble to scan and translate the fliers for us<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>My personal favourite euphemism in the price lists some of the fliers have is &#8220;Secret Play&#8221; which is apparently the term used to refer to penetrative vaginal sex. The only type of sexual activity explicitly outlawed by Japanese law.<\/p>\n<p>What a very different place the UK would be if we operated our sex industry like this \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deri Heru or Delivery Health was not something I had encountered until I encountered it on the web &#8211; no shit! I hear you all cry. I stumbled across the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5486\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,35,25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5486"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5486"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12107,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5486\/revisions\/12107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}