{"id":5491,"date":"2010-02-11T22:45:30","date_gmt":"2010-02-11T22:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5491"},"modified":"2010-02-11T20:16:28","modified_gmt":"2010-02-11T20:16:28","slug":"flash-mob-gang-bang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5491","title":{"rendered":"Flash Mob Gang Bang"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Stool\" src=\"\/images\/stool-bw.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"352\" \/>Google\u2019s vision of the future of social networking was announced today; I a nutshell, everyone with an Android phone using the new Google social networking site \u201cBuzz\u201d to \u201cTweet\u201d (Or would be Geet, or perhaps Goot on a Google social network?) and geo-tag everything they do to great massively rich layers of data over Google Maps\/Earth.<\/p>\n<p>The bit of demo I saw seemed to emphasises the fusion of all the GPS, Internet and cellular technologies to create a tapestry of information more detailed than anything before it all based around Google products. A mash-up of unparalleled complexity supported by more and more complex and flexible input devices.<\/p>\n<p>I wrote a few years ago about the possibility of blogging using mobile devices while having sex. At the time the technology wasn\u2019t as mature as it is now and with accelerometers in phones, compasses, cameras\u00a0 and GPS you could now write an App to automatically tell the world what you were doing, when, where, who with and how vigorously.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re into the group thing you can take it beyond using your phone to arrange dogging sessions and if you were so inclined use web servers to automatically coalesce a flashmob to an orgiastic frenzy at some location or another when a high enough density of swingers were present in an area.<\/p>\n<p>Now I\u2019m sure that Google didn\u2019t have that sort of application for the technology when they created Goggle itself, Android or the new Buzz. I\u2019m even more sure that they would look down their noses at the idea while simultaneously hoping it takes off to generate even more buzz (no pun intended) for their new creation.<\/p>\n<p>But if Apple iPhone can have the \u201cGrinder\u201d App why can\u2019t Google have a swinger App for group sex get togetehrs?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Google\u2019s vision of the future of social networking was announced today; I a nutshell, everyone with an Android phone using the new Google social networking site \u201cBuzz\u201d to \u201cTweet\u201d (Or &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5491\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5491"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5491"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5493,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5491\/revisions\/5493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}