{"id":5522,"date":"2010-02-14T01:45:29","date_gmt":"2010-02-14T01:45:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5522"},"modified":"2010-02-14T08:47:56","modified_gmt":"2010-02-14T08:47:56","slug":"pink-pussy-lips-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5522","title":{"rendered":"Pink Pussy Lips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Pink Pussy\" src=\"\/images\/pink-pussy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/strong>Adult products have come on in leaps and bounds over the past few years I\u2019m sure we all agree that this has to be a good thing.\u00a0 You can now enhance your body in ways never dreamed of before like dyeing your pubes in various shades to bleaching your anus to have a nice pink hole.<\/p>\n<p>And if you are conscious about the colour of your anus then this is a useful product to you, personally I don\u2019t tend to study mine on account of it being round the back.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>But you can take things a little too far like this product I just spotted, it\u2019s called <a title=\"Labia Dye\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mynewpinkbutton.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">My New Pink Button<\/a>.\u00a0 I was intrigued believing it could be a topical cream to sensitise your clitoris so I clicked the link to the website.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not a sensitising cream at all, it\u2019s a dye for your inner labia.\u00a0 I kid you not, this product is designed to temporarily change the colour of your labia minora.\u00a0 I thought about this for a while and then realised why.<\/p>\n<p>The idea behind this product is to colourise your labia to the unnaturally bright pink you find on some male masturbators.\u00a0 In fact just like the one above.\u00a0 That way he\u2019ll know where to put it.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>How ridiculous, seriously there are more important things to worry about than aging colour loss on your labia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adult products have come on in leaps and bounds over the past few years I\u2019m sure we all agree that this has to be a good thing.\u00a0 You can now &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5522\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5522"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5522"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5531,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5522\/revisions\/5531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}