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I’ve decided I need a porn star girlfriend. The reason is not what you might think.<\/p>\nI’ve decided I need a porn star girlfriend. The reason is not what you might think.<\/p>\n
We were watching a porn DVD last night and the nice young lady getting a seeing to was the reason for this post. Or to be more accurate hers was the final performance that made me realise that every guy needs a porn star girlfriend.<\/p>\n
This is not about needing a girlfriend who will do just about anything in the bedroom. Though of course that is nice \u2026 no it’s about a girlfriend who reacts to your every touch your every move. Hang on, I thought as I watched the DVD, he’s hardly touching her.<\/p>\n
Well, we watched a bit longer and although I was rather taken by the brown haired, enthusiastic, and very pert-chested girl writhing on the sofa I had to remark to Suze.<\/p>\n
“She’s easily pleased. It’s a good job I wasn’t fucking her, she’d pass out.”<\/p>\n
Suze laughed, partly because of the boastful nature of my statement partly because she agreed with me.<\/p>\n
I have yet to meet the woman who reaches orgasm by the repeated insertion and removal of my straight finger. I don’t know of any girl who moans like a $20 hooker when the tip of my tongue glances her labia.<\/p>\n
I know that porn scenes are not real, but hey are suppose to arouse and I can’t get aroused when I can see the impossibility of the situation – I.E. that the woman cannot be enjoying it as much as she makes out.<\/p>\n
By all means girls get the most out of his meat when he has it inside you and you can enjoy a good fucking. But breathing through your teeth and developing asthma whilst watching your female partner in crime suck off a bloke in an f-m-f scene does not convince me you’re getting off on the experience.<\/p>\n
I want to be fooled and taken in by the performances in an erotic movie or porn flick so I’m ready to participate in the masquerade – Which means if I’m not you really have fucked it up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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